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BMW Films: The Hire

Hire
BMW's groundbreaking "The Hire" was a series of eight  short films (averaging about ten minutes each) was produced by Fallon Worldwide for the Internet in 2001 and 2002. All eight short  films featured Hollywood A-List  directors  and actors.

The plots of each of the films differ, but one constant remains: Clive Owen  plays "The Driver", a man who goes from place to place (in presumably rented BMW automobiles), getting hired by various people to be a sort of transport for their vital need.

"The Hire" is  not about the car. It's about what's happening inside the car, and more than that, what's happening inside the characters. You don't have to know the car to understand the story.  

Like a fine Bordeaux,  “The Hire” held up over the years and, arguably, remains the standard for branded content.  


Series 1: 

Ambush

 

While escorting an elderly man to an undisclosed location, The Driver is confronted by a van full of armed men and is warned that the old man has stolen a large amount of diamonds. The old man claims to have swallowed the diamonds and that the men will likely cut him open to retrieve them. The Driver decides at the last minute to help him, participating in a car chase and shootout with the van. The Driver eventually evades his pursuers and watches their destruction. He then delivers the old man to a town nearby and asks the merchant if he did indeed swallow the diamonds. The client merely chuckles and walks away. The Driver then leaves.

Chosen

 

The Driver protects a holy Asian child that was brought to America by boat. The child gives the Driver a gift but says that he is not supposed to open it yet. After being pursued by many armed assassins, and being grazed in the ear, he delivers the boy to another holy man. The Boy however signals silently to the Driver that the man is not actually a monk, indicated by his footwear. The Driver defeats the impostor holy man and rescues the boy. As he leaves the Driver opens the gift which is revealed to be a Hulk bandage for his bleeding ear.

The Follow

 

The Driver is hired by a nervous movie manager to spy on a paranoid actor's wife. During his tailing of the wife, the Driver describes the right way to tail someone. As he follows her he begins to fear what he might learn of her apparently tragic life. He discovers the wife is fleeing the country and returning to her mother's, and that she's been given a black eye, likely by her husband. He returns the money for the job, refusing to tell where the wife is, and drives off telling the manager never to call him again.

Star

 

The Driver is chosen by a spoiled and shallow celebrity to drive her to a venue. Unbeknownst to her, her manager has actually hired the Driver to teach the celebrity a lesson. Pretending to escape her pursuing bodyguards, the Driver recklessly drives through the city, tossing the hapless celebrity all around the backseat. They arrive at the venue, where she is thrown out of the car and photographed by paparazzi in an embarrassing end on the red carpet.

Powder Keg

 

The Driver is chosen by the UN to rescue a wounded war photographer named Harvey Jacobs from a hostile territory. While they are leaving Jacobs tells the Driver about the horrors he saw as a photographer, but he regrets his inability to help war victims. Jacobs answers the Driver's curiosity about why he is a photographer by saying how his mother taught him to see. He gives the Driver the camera film needed for a New York Times story and also his dog tags to give to his mother. When they reach the border, they are confronted by a guard who begins to draw arms as Jacobs begins taking pictures, seemingly trying to get himself killed. The Driver drives through a hail of gunfire to the border, but finds Jacobs killed by a bullet through the seat. The Driver arrives in America to visit Jacobs' mother and share the news of him winning the Pulitzer Prize and hand over the dog tags, only to discover that she is blind.

The Driver is hired by the FBI  to help defuse a hostage situation. A disgruntled employee has kidnapped a CEO and has hidden her, demanding $5,088,042. The Driver delivers the money, writing the sum on his hand as instructed by the hostage taker. After he is told that he holds the life of a person in his hand, he is ordered to burn the money. As he complies, the federal agents break in and attempt to subdue the man, who shoots himself in the head without revealing where the woman is hidden. The Driver then tries to find the hostage before she drowns in the trunk of a sinking car. As a twist, the kidnapped woman is revealed to be the hostage taker's lover. She coldly taunts the dying man in the hospital.

Ticker

In an unnamed foreign country, the Driver drives a wounded man who carries a mysterious briefcase, while under helicopter attack. During the attack the briefcase is struck by a bullet, causing a display on it to begin counting down, and it to leak an unknown fluid from the bullet hole. The Driver manages to cause the helicopter to crash, but refuses to proceed without knowing the contents of the damaged briefcase. It is revealed that the man guards a human heart for transplant to a statesman (shown in military uniform), whose life and peacemaking is needed for the continued freedom of the country's people. The case is delivered by the Driver in time for the surgery. Also present are another military officer whom the passenger had said would take over the country with tyranny if his superior died (and whose uniform matches the soldiers who had tried to intercept the heart), and US agents who ensure that he does not interfere with the surgery, and so is forced to give up his attempt to take the country by force.

Beat The Devil

 

The Driver is employed by James Brown, who goes to meet the Devil to re-negotiate the deal he made as a young man in 1954 to trade his soul for fame and fortune. He is worried about his ageing and the fact he can no longer do his moves like the splits, and says his lessened ability to perform means he cannot maintain his fame and fortune. He proposes a new wager, for the stakes of the Driver's soul against another 50 years for his career, betting on the Driver drag racing  against the Devil's doorman/driver Bob on the Las Vegas Strip at dawn. The race ends with the Driver swerving to pass around a train while the Devil's car crashes and explodes. Having won the race, the Driver leaves James Brown in the desert, but as he drives away he sees him as a young man again, who then does a handspring into the splits. The final scene shows Marilyn Manson who lives down the hall from the Devil, complaining that the noise is disturbing his bible reading, much to the Devil's fear.


The films proved to be so popular that BMW ended up producing a free DVD for customers who visited certain BMW dealers. 

‘The Hire’’ raked in several  awards.  The first-ever  Cannes Titanium Lion, two Grand Clio Awards ,  Cannes Grand Prix Cyber Liol  Cannes, France, along with Best of Show at the One Show Interactive competition. It earned kudos within the entertainment arena as well.  “Best Excuse for Broadband” at WIRED Magazine’s  annual Rave Awards in 2001 .   ‘

"Hostage’’ from the second series of films earned the award for Best Action Short during the Los Angeles International Short Film Festival in 2002. Entertainment magazines reviewed the films. Even the New York Times gave the films a  favorable review. In 2003,  it  was inducted into the permanent collection of the Museum of Modern Art (MOMA).

The five initial films cost an estimated $15 million, and the last  three cost about $10 million.

NFL removes Chrysler's Clint Eastwood TV commercial from YouTube



Chrysler's Clint Eastwood ad has been removed from YouTube because of a copyright claim by the NFL? 

Though NFL hasn't asked Hulu to remove the ad which you can still view .

( Tip of the hat to AdRants.)  

Contagion: Billboard made of bacteria





To promote Steven Soderberg’s movie “Contagion”, Warner Bros Pictures Canada hired microbiologists and immunologists to create an innovative billboard made of growing bacteria in an abandoned storefront window in Toronto .

On August 28, the scientists inoculated two large petri dishes with live bacteria which rapidly grew to spell out the name of the film on the board.

The billboards were small but they attracted quite a bit of attention. The first 50 people to view the board were given passes to see the movie when it opens in theaters September 9.

Infectious advertising .


(via AdFreak)

Tips for Indians to win an Oscar award


Sure, plenty of brilliant actors have been nominated and won the Oscar because they were the right person for the right part. But, if the rejections from the ‘Lagaan year’ have decreased your patience level to zero, here are quick, easy and time-tested ways to get the nod in a hurry and dramatically improve your chances of winning. Not just that Indians will have something to brag about and live in reflected glory for the next decade.

Step 1: Though American media and people refer to  celebrities as citizens of  a country called  Los  Fruitcake Angel Dust,  all denizens of Hollywood  have earned degrees in  BS (Bachelor of Shit ), MS (Master of Shit), PhD  (Piled Higher and Deeper) from Buffalo University, don’t fall for your own bull-crap and underestimate Hollywood .  

Has any Hollywood actor, director or producer entered Filmfare, Screen and assorted Indian film awards? No? Just accept it.   Don’t shout from  the roofs that the world audience love Bollywood. How did the American diplomatic corps describe India? “ Self-proclaimed permanent UN security council nation.”  Pride cometh before the fall. 

See: Rang De Basanti, Taare Zameen Par, Peepli: Live

Step 2:   Write a script keeping Americans in mind. Specifically, Los Angeles. Forget India. Who in America understands cricket?  Americans often describe cricket as baseball on Valium. Do Indians understand American football and baseball?  Americas are into sprinting and jogging.

See: Lagaan, Chariots Of Fire, Marathon Man.

Step 3:  Don’t fall for the trap of Best Foreign Language Film Oscar award. You’ll be pigeonholed as a foreign film actor or director. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.  Kindly read the rules. Carefully.

“Every country is invited to submit what it considers its best film to the Academy. The designation of each country's official submission has to be done by an organization, jury or committee composed of people from the film industry, whose members' names must be sent to the Academy. Only one film is accepted from each country. The Foreign Language Film Award is not given to a specific individual but is considered an award for the submitting country as a whole.”

Just one film represents one billion Indians.

 If you want to protest, don’t submit an entry. Take the Foreign Language Film Oscar award or leave it.  

See:  Rang De Basanti, Taare Zameen Par, Lagaan and Devdas.

Step 4: Don’t rip off Hollywood films and then expect to win an Oscar Award. See Step One. They will dig up the original film and then reject you for plagiarizing the idea. Your “inspiration” excuse is just shooting yourself in the foot.

See: Rang De Basanti (Jesus of Montreal), Peepli: Live. ( Ace In The Hole) .

Step 5: Get a foreign director even though script is about India. But think big. Get Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, Danny Boyle, Francis Ford Coppola,  or Steven Soderbergh to sign on the dotted line. Keep your distance  from  John Woo, Ang Lee and Tsai Ming-Liang. Too close. Living on the same continent.  

See: Gandhi, Slumdog Millionaire  

Step 6: Avoid a female foreign director or scriptwriter.  As an Indian, you may be find it astonishing that it has taken more than 80 years for a woman to win the Best Director Oscar.  Hollywood is male dominated.  There is a good reason why the Statue of Liberty is on the East Coast and not on the West Coast. 

See: Hurt Locker, The Piano, Lost In Translation.

Step  7: Don’t feel smug.  Compared to Hollywood, Bollywood male artists act like Taliban war lords.  With a Bollywood mindset, you’ll never win an Oscar. You’ll cast a 45- year-old artist to portray the angst of a   23-year-old college student.   At best, your gaffe will provide comic relief to the judges.   

See: Driving Miss Daisy, On Golden Pond, Blue Sky, Million Dollar Baby, The Reader.

Step 8: Biopic is a good bet. How about Mother Theresa? Buddha?  Their biopic will be universally understood. Bonus  to  title the movie with the individual you are portraying.

See: Gandhi, Erin Brockovich, Ray, Patton.

Step 9: A production company from Hollywood allows you to enter the Academy Awards in as many categories. Even though it is about India or by an Indian.
  
See: Unbreakable, Gandhi, Elizabeth.

Step 10: Star a handicapped or mentally ill character.   Disability induces massive guilt in judges.   Even though a brave, courageous person came over any disability, never use him/her as an actor. Hollywood studios market star power very well but in subtle ways.

See:  My Left Foot, Coming Home, Ray, Rain Man, Forrest Gump, And A Beautiful Mind. Scent Of A Woman, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Step 11: Just like women who veer toward bad boys and men who seek out trophy wives, the Academy Awards jury go for handicapped or mentally ill character, you relentlessly pursue insensitivity.  Urban Indians have their strong points too. How about two paedophiliacs cannibalizing 100 innocent girls?   A poor farmer selling a 10-year-old girl to a 60-year-old man for 50 bucks?  Female foeticide ?  Filching kidneys from the impoverished and selling it to the rich?  No need to make the film. Academy Award jury will get anxiety attacks just reading you script.  But get graphic when writing your screenplay. In fact, the judges will fund your movie  to get over their PTSD (Post-Traumatic Screenplay Disorder ) you triggered.

See: Anything going on in India not covered by mainstream media.

Step 12: Banish “method acting” “, “perfectionist”, “sensitivity, “passion” and assorted words from your Bollywood filmmaking vocabulary.  Quit being a poseur. See Step One.

 Remember you are dealing with an actor who did his own makeup and used cotton balls to simulate the puffed-cheek look. An actor who gained 55 pounds and learned how to box to bring the real-life story of boxer Jake La Motta to the screen. An actress, who gained 30 pounds, shaved her eyebrows and wore prosthetic teeth to play female serial killer Aileen Wuronos.

A director, who was so obsessive about getting the camera right, often filming scenes over a 100 times. A director’s eyesight had deteriorated almost completely by the time principal photography began and he could only frame shots with the help of assistants, who used his storyboard paintings as guidelines. A director of a legendary rockumentary was airbrushed out in the infamous cocaine drop hanging from a rock. He also directed for free.

See: Marlon Brando (The Godfather), Robert De Niro (Raging Bull), Charlize Theron (Monster), Stanley Kubrick (The Shining), Akira Kurosawa (Ran), Martin Scorsese (The Last Waltz). 
  
Step 13:  Stinginess is raised to an art form in India but not in Hollywood. In their drug haze or busy stepping in and out of rehab, Hollywood stars donate millions of dollars. Not just for some publicity stunt or photo-ops.  Why do you think no Bollywood actor to date has made an Oscar acceptance speech? What goes around come around.

See: All Hollywood celebrities.

Step 14:  If nothing works, make a statue and  call it "The Aamir". Get all your Bollywood hangers- on to organize a mini Academy award ceremony. And get one of them to present The Aamir to you.

See: Aamir Khan

Step 15: Still in clinical depression after winning The Aamir for Best Actor? Even your dog is tired of you and barking at you?  Then go back in time when India made great Hindi films. Get inspired. Forget winning an Oscar award. Follow in the footsteps of legendary actors, producers, directors and music composers to make art for art’s sake.

See: Mother India, Pakeezah, Barsaat, Naya Daur, Guide, Pyasaa, Deewar, Kaagaz Ke Phool, Nishaant, Saraansh, Sholay, Aradhana, Mere Apne, Mausam, Koshish, Junoon, Vijyeta, Jane Bi Do Yaaron. Aashirwad.

~Sunil Shibad.  All Lefts Reserved to Hollywood. All Rights Reserved to India. All Center Reserved to me.


Dustin Hoffman: The flea takes a holiday





Dustin Hoffman narrates the classic the flea takes a holiday joke.





Case Study: The Dark Knight: Why So Serious?



This video is The Dark Knight Viral “Why So Serious?” Case Study. The “Why So Serious?” campaign won the Cannes 2009 Cyber Grand Prix in the viral category. It was a huge worldwide success, with over 10 million unique players participating. Amazing!



The Indian version: Instead of pissing off a whole culture with an Indian Revolution, this time automotive advertisers are putting a Joker-like spin on Honda's Jazz campaign for the sub-continent. Why so serious?

Disregarding any pop culture references, Honda Cars India decided this would be a great way to represent their home market Honda Jazz . Is it just me or does this seem like a bad idea?

(Via Jalponik.com)

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