Do horoscopes really all just say the same thing? Data of 22,000 horoscopes was scraped and analyzed. See the visualization and make up your own mind.
This statistical analysis appears to reveal something. The bulk of the words in horoscopes (at least 90%) are the same. When it comes to India , I notice that most horoscopes on the Web use about the same words - “someone”, “really”, “quite” – were just qualifiers and not really revealing.
The brilliant thing is, once you’ve isolated the most common words, you can actually write a generic, meta prediction that would apply to all star signs, every day of the year.
Here is as another I generated from a basic program :
2011: Horoscopes For All Zodiac Signs
Compared with 2010 next year promises to be more tolerant and it will bring us less unpleasant surprises. Should say that after the last year it will be also much harder to surprise somebody with ecological disaster or financial crash.
Having spent couple of weeks on the wave of philanthropy, already at the end of January we will be totally determined to cope with our lives. Till the beginning of June energetic, courageous action, achievement-oriented spirit will be appreciated.
In March for Aries the planet of fortune Jupiter will be joined by Uranus, the patron of progressive and original ideas, sciences and discoveries (last year both were expressing in the same position the hostile aspects with the other planets, but this year the Good ones“ will have stronger cards and the Bad ones“ will attack one by one, and because of that the horses should be managed to be saddled up on the run, especially in the business area, as we know, only the ones who have managed to get on the merry-go-round, will have a seat there).
For a moment also Neptune drops in to the Pisces sign, reminding about the ideals and taking care that there will not be stepping over the corpse in the fight for competition.
Everything that will be planned or started in the spring, claims for proper grounding in reality, and starting from June we will be given such a possibility. The planet of fortune and development Jupiter will stay till the end of the year under the sign of hardworking and in all matters profoundness loving Taurus, by the way to whom also the topics of passion and money are not unknown. Use this energy of the fertile ground in your life and let it be a productive year!
Here is my horoscope generated from Molluskan Zodiac by Keith Bradnam :
The Molluskan Zodiac (sometimes known as the Mariners Zodiac). I am The Octopus:
Today for The Octopus:
"Take a second look at what you are wearing. Your friends think that it is time that you burn your wardrobe. Maybe they are right? The current problems with your job are partially due to the monotony that surrounds you. Kick start your career by doing something to shock your colleagues and show them your inner beast. Tick tock, someone will be running late for a meeting with you. They are lazy fools. "
The Octopus :
The wisest of all mollusks. Famed for their abilities to deceive and for their skills in map-reading. Always treat an octopus with a mixture of respect, fear, indifference, and loathing.
Likes: Everything and nothing
Dislikes: Vulgarity and profanity
Lucky numbers: 38°32, and 121°44
Unlucky numbers: 53°33, and 1°28
Just to clarify, Sunil, the Octopus is not related to Paul, The Octopus. The cephalopod mollusk who correctly predicted the winner of each of the Germany national football team's seven matches in the 2010 FIFA World Cup, as well as the outcome of the final. RIP Paul, The Octopus.
I would get all hyped up over these realizations if it weren’t for today’s horoscope for Librans:
“Just keep coasting. In matters of love, reason, statistics or facts may not add up to happiness and they could mean a cold heart. Allow yourself to be healed by the efforts of someone who wants to shower you with love and affection . You need to experience things for a while and be passive. Take care of yourself. ”
