The Independent: Don't watch
Don’t talk. Don’t touch. Don’t walk. Don’t walk at night. Don’t walk on the right.
Don’t drink. Don’t think. Don’t be fat. Don’t be thin. Don’t swim.
Don’t breathe. Don’t cry. Don’t bleed. Don’t experiment. Don’t exist.
Don’t do anything. Don’t sit too close to the tele. Don’t walk on the grass.
Don’t put your elbows on the table. Don’t put your feet on the seat.
Don’t run with scissors. Don’t play with fire. Don’t rebel. Don’t be childish.
Don’t watch .
'Litany' TV spot for The Independent newspaper. Circa 1998.