HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR
I doubt you would read ‘DECAPITATED CEREBELLUM IN LICENSED PREMISES, WHEREIN LADIES BARING MAMMARIES HAVE BEEN SEEN, TO WIT, PERFORMING ACTS COUNTER TO SOCIAL MORES’ .
'Headless Body in Topless Bar ': The Best Headlines from America's Favorite Newspaper ‘ is essential reading for any journalist, sub-editor, advertising copywriter , blogger or lover of pop culture.
The genius who dreamed up the iconic New York Post headline 'Headless Body in Topless Bar' , Vincent Musetto revealed that his favorite of his own headlines is 'Granny Executed in Her Pink Pajamas.".
Which one is yours in this list ?
1.
HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR
2.
GRANNY EXECUTED IN HER PINK PAJAMAS.
3.
MARLA: ‘BEST SEX I EVER HAD’
4.
CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
(Senate fails to convict Bill Clinton over Monica Lewinsky affair)
5.
KISS YOUR ASTEROID GOODBYE!
(Meteor misses earth)
6.
GOTTI'S GREATEST HITS
(Boss of the Gambino crime family in New York City, John Gotti)
7.
BITE OF THE CENTURY
(Mike Tyson’s fight)
8.
‘I AM DEATH WISH VIGILANTE’
(Bernie Goetz turns himself in.)
9.
AMY’S NUDE ROMPS IN JAIL
10.
JIMMY CARTER: ‘IF KENNEDY RUNS I WILL WHIP HIS ASS’
